don’t get attached to tv programs
because they will go on hiatus
and you will die
(Source: moraniarty)
one day, three autumns
The worst thing about all my stomach problems and diseases are that they are all triggered by stress. So if Kaitlyn and I has a bad day, I’m literally dying and puking for 2 days. LIKE RIGHT NOW. LAYING ON THE FLOOORRRRR.
Shouldn’t Megaupload’s look like this?:
When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.
(Source: louisthrustingskills)
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
I think my blog exists pretty much just to document the slow but sure degeneration of my psychological state
(Source: mellowtune)
View Larger this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said
“sister, that’s fashion”
and just walked away
“that’s so raven” raven symone’s girlfriend whispers as raven goes down on her because raven symone is a lesbian
Can’t decide which is more creepy:
The television show Sister Wives…
Or the fact that I’m watching Sister Wives while I’m alone in my bedroom at 11;10 pm on a Saturday night.
- my child:mom, can you help me with this project?
- me:no, you're old enough to do these things by yourself.
- my child:it's a project on harry potter.
- me:GIVE ME THAT. CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS. TELL EVERYONE I'VE GONE AWAY FOR THE WEEK. THIS WILL BE THE FIRST A+ YOU EVER GET, BUCKBEAK.
It’s really easy to be pro-gay when this is the opposing argument.
View Larger Anderson’s expression here is perfect.
“this bitch”
LAWD!!! His face is the greatest of the great. YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
“yes please, tell me more about how dumb your entire congregation looked last weekend”
(Source: pokesnotsmokes)
